SCP-294/outputs

Input	Color	Message	Effect
Air, Nothing, Cup, Emptiness, Vacuum, HL3, Half Life 3	Transparent	"There is nothing to drink in the cup."	None
Alcohol, Ethanol, Ethanol Liquid, Spirit, Vodka	White, Semi-Transparent	"Damn, that's strong."	Blurs the player's vision for 5 seconds.
Aloe Vera Drink, Cactus Drink	Beige, Slight Transparency	None	Heals the player slightly.
Amnesia	Black, Glows, Semi-Transparent	"Daniel, is that you? What are you doing?"	Blurs vision for 10 seconds.
Anti-Energy Drink, Anti Energy Drink	Orange, Semi-Transparent	"The drink tastes terrible. You feel tired and drained."	Causes the player to lose stamina 2x as fast and blink 1.5x faster for 300 seconds.
Antimatter, Anti-matter, Void	Black	None	Explodes upon dispensing.
Aqua Regia	Light Brown	"Hmm. . . There should be more cuprite."	The player will refuse to drink it.
Atomic, Nuclear, Nuclear Fusion, Nuclear Fission, Nuclear Reaction.	Light Green, Glows	None	Explodes upon dispensing.
Beer, Lager	Light Orange, Slight Transparency	"The drink tastes like a standard pale lager."	None
Black corrosive liquid, SCP-106, 106, Old Man	Black	"You feel strange. It's as if there was something moving in your stomach."	Blurs the player's vision for 8 seconds, inflicts bleeding and inflicts a stomach ache.
Bleach	White, Semi-Transparent	"The liquid burns in your mouth and throat."	Kills the player after 50 seconds.
Blood	Dark Red	"The drink tastes like red wine."	Causes the player to start bleeding.
Blood of Christ, Blood of Jesus, Blood of Jesus Christ	Dark Red, Slight Transparency	"The drink tastes like red wine."	None
Bose-Einstein Condensate, Quantum Gas	Light Pink, Mostly Transparency	None	Kills the player instantly.
Butt ghost, Liquid butt ghost	Black	"Ouch my ass is being eaten."	Kills the player.
Carbon	Black	None	Kills the player instantly.
Cassis Fanta	Light Purple, Semi-Transparent	"Refreshing. . ."	None
Carrot Juice, Carrot	Orange	"Pretty good."	None
Champagne	Gold, Semi-Transparent	None	None
Chim	Gold, Glows	"There are no words in any human language to describe the taste of the liquid."	Blurs the player's vision for 100 seconds and heals them
Cider, Apple Cider, Pear Cider	Yellow, Slight Transparency	"A bit too sugary for me."	None
Chocolate, Cocoa, Hot chocolate, Hot cocoa	Brown	None	Causes the stamina meter to decrease at 1.1x its normal rate for 200 seconds and blurs the player's vision for 2 seconds.
Cocaine Energy Drink	Red, Slight Transparency	"The drink has a boost, and taste faintly hot with a hint of cinnamon."	Causes the stamina meter to decrease at 1.2x its normal rate for 200 seconds and blurs the player's vision for 5 seconds.
Coffee, Black Coffee	Brown.	"The drink tastes like fairly strong black coffee."	Causes the stamina meter to decrease at 0.9x its normal rate for 30 seconds and blurs the player's vision for 2 seconds.
Coconut, Coconut milk, Coconut water, Coconut juice	White.	"You enjoy the refreshing flavor of coconut milk."	None
Cola, Coke, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Soda	Dark Brown, Slight Transparency	"It's cold and refreshing."	None
Cold, Cool, Freezing, Coldness	Silver, Mostly Transparent	"Your head aches from the freezing cold liquid."	Blurs the player's vision for 8 seconds.
Cosmopolitan, Cocktail, Cosmopolitan Cocktail	Dark Red, Mostly Transparent	"Even in the worst situations, nothing beats a fresh cosmopolitan."	None
Courage, Bravery	Black	None	Causes the stamina meter to decrease at 0.5x its normal rate and the blink meter to decrease at 0.7x its normal rate for 180 seconds each.
Curry, Masala, Curry Sauce, Masala Sauce	Bright Red	"Full of exotic spices and flavours, wet consistency, delicious."	None
Death, Game Over	Black	None	Kills the player instantly.
Egg, Eggs	Yellowish White	"It tastes just like raw eggs!"	None
Element 0, Element Zero, Neutronium, Neutrium, Tetraneutron	Dark Blue, Glows	"You didn't think Biotic Powers were real? Right?"	Kills the player instantly.
ES, Euroshopper, Euroshopper Energy Drink, Energy Drink, Red Bull	Gold, Semi-Transparemt	"The drink tastes like an average energy drink."	Causes the stamina meter to decrease at 0.9x its normal rate for 180 seconds.
Espresso	Light Brown	None	None
Estus	Gold	"The taste is hard to describe. You feel refreshed."	Heals injuries and bloodloss.
Exotic Matter, Zero Point Energy, Negative Matter, Gravitons, Higgs Boson, God Particles, Black Holes	White	None	Explodes upon dispensing.
Eternal Champion, Blood of Eternal Champion, Talin Warhaft	Grey	"I graciously accept thy position, my Emperor."	Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds, heals. Causes the blink meter to freeze for 10 seconds and the stamina meter to decrease at 2x its normal rate for 30 seconds.
Eyedrops, Eye Drops, ReVision Eyedrops, Anti-blink	White, Semi-Transparemt	"The liquid tastes awful. Maybe it wasn't meant to be used orally."	Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds and inflicts a stomach ache. Causes the blink meter to decrease at 0.5x its normal rate for 200 seconds.
Fear, Scare, Horror, Terror	Black, Glows	None	Blurs the player's vision then kills them after 2 seconds.
Feces, Fecal matter, Shit, Crap, Poo, Poop, Dung, Scat, Turd, Bullshit, Horseshit, Diarrhea	Brown	"Yeah, I'm not drinking that."	The player will refuse to drink it.
Feces and Blood, Blood and Feces	Red	"The drink smells like SCP-173's containment chamber."	The player will refuse to drink it.
Gin, Gin and Tonic, Gin & Tonic	White, Mostly Transparent	"Gin has never tasted this good."	None
Glass	Red, Glows	None	Blurs the player's vision then kills them after 5 seconds.
Gold	Gold, Glows	None	Blurs the player's vision then kills them after 5 seconds.
Grog	Orange, Slight Transparency	"It's been too long since you've had a good drink."	Blurs the player's vision for 5 seconds.
Happiness, Cheerfulness, Joy	Light Blue, Glows, Semi-Transparent	"An overwhelming sense of happiness takes you over. Your heart is pounding like crazy."	Causes the camera to shake and kills the player after 10 seconds.
Heroin, Morphine	White, Semi-Transparent	"The liquid tastes awful."	The player dies after 30 seconds of blurred vision.
Honey	Gold, Slight Transparency	"Mmm. . . Sweet."	None
Hot, Warm	Silver, Mostly Transparent	"The liquid stings your mouth, it is very hot."	None
Hot Tea, Tea, Green Tea, Black Tea, Yellow Tea	Dark Gold, Slight Transparency	"It's too hot!"	None
Hydroflouric Acid, Hydrochloric Acid, Corrosive Acid	Grey, Mostly Transparent	None	Kills the player instantly.
Ice Cream, Frozen Yogurt	Pale Yellow	"It is vanilla flavoured ice cream of a perfectly smooth consistency."	Causes the stamina meter to decrease at 0.5x its normal rate for 10 seconds.
Ink	Black	"You recoil from the powerful odor of the liquid."	Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds.
Insulin, NovoRapid, Novo Rapid, Glargine	Grey, Mostly Transparent	"It smells strong... but it tastes slightly of milk..."	Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds, inflicts a stomach ache.
Ipecac	Dark Brown, Slight Transparency	"It tastes like tree sap, your stomach begins trembling soon after consumption."	Causes the player to vomit after 20 seconds and the stamina meter to decrease at 1.5x its normal rate for 20 seconds.
Iron, Steel, Metal, Razor Blades, Razorblades	Silver, Glows	None	Kills the player instantly.
Jewel of Fire, Lifeforce, The Jewel	Red, Glows	"An echoed voice shouts: "YOU MUST NOT! THE JEWEL HOLDS MY LIFEFORCE!!!""	Blurs the player's vision, inflicts a stomach ache, inflicts bleeding then kills them after 7 seconds.
Jimmies, Rustling, Gorilla Munch.	Yellow, Glows, Mostly Transparent	"Shh, no tears, only dreams now. There is no need to be upset."	Causes a stomach ache. The player then takes a deep breath, as calming music plays.
Joe, Joseph, Cat, Dog, Intestines	Red, Slight Transparency	"The drink tastes like blood. It's still warm."	None
Jorge	Blue, Glows	"You feel as though someone is expecting you."	Blurs the player's vision for two seconds, heals wounds. Causes the blink meter to decrease at 0.5x its normal rate for 30 seconds.
Knowledge	Red, Slight Transparency, Glows	"I need SCP-079's help if I want to go through Gate B, or a distraction of some kind to go through Gate A."	None
Lava, Magma, Earth, Rock, Rocks, Stone	Orange, Glows	"The liquid disintegrates your insides almost instantly."	Kills the player instantly.
Lemon, Lemon Juice, Lemonade.	Yellow, Slight Transparency	None	None
Lemon fanta	Pale Yellow, Semi-Transparent	"Take that! In one gulp, without breathing."	None
Life	Red, Semi-Transparent	"The drink tastes unlike anything you've drink before. You feel better than ever."	Completely heals injuries and bloodloss and blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds.
Liquid Hydrogen, Hydrogen	Red, Semi-Transparent	None	Kills the player instantly.
Liquid Nitrogen, Nitrogen	Red, Semi-Transparent	None	Kills the player instantly.
Love	Red, Glows	None	Kills the player instantly.
Mayo, Butter	Pale Orange	None	None
Me, Myself, D-9341	Red	"The liquid tastes like blood. It's still warm."	Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds, causes slight injury and major bloodloss.
Meme, Memes, Maymays	Blue	"Me gusta this drink xD le epic taste"	Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds.
Mercury, Quick Silver	Regent Grey	"The drink is thick like cream, and burns your throat."	Blurs the player's vision for 50 seconds, inflicts bleeding and a stomach ache.
Microwave Casserole	Pale Yellow	"Through a complex series of thoughts and inside events, you feel that this belongs to someone else."	The player will refuse to drink it.
Milk	White	None	None
Molasses, Treacle, Black Treacle	Dark Brown	"The flavour is tangy and sweet, but a little too much for your liking."	Blurs the player's vision for 1 second. Causes the blink meter to decrease at 0.4x its normal rate for 10 seconds.
Monkey Island Grog	Yellow, Slight Transparency, Glows	"A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the sea! Unfortunately, as you start feeling a terrible burning sensation in your throat and stomach, you realize you're actually not used to drinking such heavy stuff …"	Blurs the player's vision then kills them after 8 seconds.
Motor Oil, Oil	Black	None	Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds and inflicts a stomach ache.
Mountain Dew	Light Green	"It's nice and cold."	None
Mucus	Green	"Why the hell would I want to drink this?"	The player will refuse to drink it.
Mud, Clay	Brown	None	None
Nausea	Dark Green, Semi-Transparent	"Ugg... I don't feel so good..."	Inflicts a stomach ache.
Orange fanta, Orangina	Orange, Semi-Transparent	"That tastes good..."	None
Orange Juice, Orange	Orange	"The drink tastes sweet and has quite a bit of pulp."	None
Pain, Agony	Black	"The drink tastes incredibly bitter. You feel a burning pain in your stomach."	Inflicts a stomach ache and injuries.
Perfume, Deodorant, Shampoo, Cologne, Fragrance	Grey, Mostly Transparent	"While it does smell lovely, I'd rather wear it than drink it."	The player will refuse to drink it.
Pina Colada	Light Yellow, Slight Transparency	"Cold and sweet."	None
Plastic	Dark Purple	"The molten plastic burns your mouth."	Blurs the player's vision for 2 seconds and causes injuries.
Prune Juice	Dark Purple	None	None
Purple Drank, Sizzurp, Codeine, Lean	Light Purple, Slight Transparency	"The drink tastes like cough syrup."	Blurs the player's vision for 100 seconds.
Pus	Pale Yellow	"It smells like rancid egg salad. I think I'm going to puke!"	Inflicts a stomach ache.
Quarks, Glouns, Quark Gloun Plasma	White	None	Explodes upon dispensing.
Radioactive Element, Radioactive Material	Light Green, Glows	None	Kills the player instantly.
Rage, Anger, Angry, Hate	Orange, Slight Transparency	"Your blood boils with overwhelming hatred towards everything."	Kills the player instantly.
Room-temperature Superconductor	Light Yellow, Semi-Transparent	"The drink tastes like apple juice."	None
Sadness, Unhappiness, Mourning, Grieving	Light Grey, Mostly Transparent	"The warm liquid has a salty after-taste, almost like tears."	None
SCP 294, SCP-294, 294	Transparent	"On the side of the empty cup there are complex blueprints. They contain an untranslatable language and indecipherable diagrams."	The player will refuse to drink it.
Sea water, Saline water, Salt water	Grey, Mostly Transparent	"The extremely salty taste is almost unbearable. You begin to feel dehydrated and dizzy."	Blurs the player's vision for 4 seconds and inflicts a stomach ache.
Semen, Cum, Jizz, Man milk, Baby batter, Joy juice, Cock snot, Load, Man chowder, Wad, 9gag	White, Slight Transparency	"No way."	The player will refuse to drink it.
Smoothie	Lavender	"It is a delicious blueberry and banana smoothie."	Causes the blink meter to decrease at 0.5x its normal rate for 15 seconds.
Something that will destroy SCP-682, Something that destroys SCP-682, Something to destroy SCP-682	White, Glows	None	Explosion.
Spinal Fluid, Brain Juice, Brain Fluid	White, Mostly Transparent	"It is mildly salty, tepid and watery. I shouldn't really be drinking this."	None
Spoiler, Spoilers, Spoiling	Blue, Glows	"You hear a voice inside your head."	Plays EndingB3.ogg.
Stew	Pale Brown	"It is a scrumptious, warm and creamy mushroom stew."	Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds. Causes the stamina meter to decrease at 0.5x its normal rate for 20 seconds.
Strawberry Juice	Red, Slight Transparency	"So sweet."	None
Soup	Cyan, Slight Transparency	"The liquid tastes like the spinach soup you ate this morning."	None
Speed, Velocity, Fastness, Sanic	Yellow, Glows, Slight Transparency	"You feel really nervous."	Blurs the player's vision for 15 seconds and freezes the stamina meter for 15 seconds.
Stearin, Stearine	Lilac, Slight Transparency	"HOT HOT HOT"	Blurs the player's vision for 2 seconds.
Strange Matter	Grey, Glows	None	Kills the player instantly.
Sulfuric Acid	Grey, Semi-Transparent	None	Kills the player instantly.
Superfluid, Superfluid Helium, Liquid Helium, Helium, Helium-4	White, Mostly Transparent	None	Kills the player instantly.
Suprise, Suprise me, Shock, Shock me	Grey, Mostly Transparent	"The water burns your mouth instantly."	Blurs the player's vision for 2 seconds.
Syrup, Golden Syrup, Maple Syrup	Brown, Semi-Transparent	"While irresistibly sweet, you become overpowered by the sweetness to the point of nausea."	Blurs the player's vision for 7 seconds.
Tachyons, Tachyonic Matter, Imaginary Matter, Neutrinos	White	None	Explodes upon dispensing.
Tea, Ice Tea	Pale Green, Slight Transparency	"It tastes like cold tea."	None
Tears, Tear, Saliva, Spit, Sweat	White, Mostly Transparent	None	None
Tequila	Pale, Mostly Transparent	"Could've used some lime and salt with that."	None
The best drink I've ever had, The best drink I've had	Orange, Slight Transparency	"The drink tastes like a Vienna lager you drinked years ago."	None
The Perfect Drink, Perfect Drink, Perfection	Grey, Slight Transparency	"I can't take this anymore, everything at this point is just one big letdown."	Kills the player instantly.
Tropical Juice, Tropical Water	Orange, Slight Transparency	"The chilled orange beverage tastes like a combination of tropical fruits."	None
Tomato Juice	Red	"Meh, it's ok. Never was a big fan of tomato juice though."	None
Urine, Piss, Pee, Jarate	Pale Yellow, Slight Transparency	"I'm not drinking that."	The player will refuse to drink it.
Venom, Snake Venom	Yellow, Slight Transparency	None	None
Vidya, V, 4chan	Dark Grey, Slight Transparency	"The drink tastes awfully bitter."	None
Vinegar	Orangish brown, Slight Transparency	None	Blurs the player's vision for 10 seconds.
Vomit	Pale Yellow	"I'm not drinking that."	The player will refuse to drink it.
Water, Mineral Water, Soda Water	Grey, Mostly Transparent	"Well, that was refreshing."	None
Wax, Grease	Grey	"The taste makes you feel ill."	Inflicts a stomach ache.
Wine, Red Wine, Grape Wine	Redish Purple, Slight Transparency	None	None
Whisky, Whiskey, Scotch	Orangish brown, Mostly Transparent.	None	None
White Port and Lemon Juice, WPLJ	Pale, Slight Transparency	"Please please please gimme some more"	None
420, Weed, Dope, Green Dragon	White	"MAN DATS SOM GOOD ASS SHIT"	Plays mandeville.ogg.